Rejection to Eric Wellman

Dear Eric Wellman,
you couldn't be my sling if you were the last man on earth. you are honestly the most annoying person I have ever had the misfortune to nsit next to. You are inhumanly gangly and awkward when you walk. No one likes you, not even a little bit.

dont talk to me ever again,
your secret love

Michael's True Love

Dear Big Texas grande Belt-Buster Burger,
all I think about is you. I have only had you once but I will never forget it as long as I live. You are like nothing I have ever tasted and it hurts to not have you all the time. I am in Ohio and you are in Texas but there is no distance that can stop my love and hunger for you. You make me want to pack up and move right to Dallas so I can have you whenever I want. Are you a Library card? Because I would love to check you out. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you. I'll be there for you, these five words i swear to you.

Macbeth

Macbeth has not been as bad as I thought it would. The language is easy enough to understand and almost every character has deeply developed personality. One thing that I do not understand is why important parts were left out of the play like when King Duncan was murdered. I thought that the murder of the king would be a part that would be important to the play. Being in class definatly helps me understand Macbeth more. I do not think I would understand it very well if I was reading it by myself.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Geoffrey Chaucer was born in London. Chaucer is of French orgin and means shoemaker. He is well known because he was one of the first writers to write his works in English instead of the normal Anglo-Norman or Latin. He is also well known for writing Canterbury Tales, which is known as one of the greatest epic works in literature. Little is known about his education but though his works we know that he could read French, Latin, and Italian.

Writing

Freshman year I was not very good at writing. I always had trouble with thesis statements and the proper layout for papers. I was also pathetic when it came to spelling. I would have to say that the thing I was worst at was quoting correctly. Now I am better at formatting papers correctly. I am a little better at spelling. I believe that I am now a lot better at writing thesis statements but I still have trouble quoting.

"The story arises in the unconscious."

~Dorothea Brande~

Beowulf Cartoon

Beowulf cartoon by michaelmulder | Make Your Own At www.toondoo.com

My Hero

My hero would have to be Mackenzie Kenney. She is my hero for many reasons. Actually I lied she is really only my hero because she saves my english grade. First off, i am not a very computer savy person. When sunday night rolls around I remember two things. First, I have to do a blog for english that I put off all week. Second, I dont remember the web address for Mr. Lunn's blog (to find out what i have to write about) or even how to blog. I frantically rack my brain for someone nice and intelligent enough to answer my questions without calling me a moron. That is when I decide to talk to Mackenzie who graciously helps me out until my blog is finished. I owe this very blog that you are reading to her help and that is why Mackenzie Kenney is my hero.